An Introduction

That's me...I'm the mom taking a "time out" in the bathroom. With three small children ages 2, 3, and 4-years-old the only safe place is the bathroom these days and even that isn't guaranteed as sacred. Don't get me wrong...I adore my children and wouldn't trade them for the world but I do have moments where I really wish Calgon could take me away.

If you have small children you may understand this frame of mind. If you don't yet have children of your own you can sympathize or at least get a cheap giggle out of my plights. Children are a gift and they are funny, cute, cuddly, and a disaster zone waiting to happen. It's similar to looking in the window at a pet store and wanting to rescue the cute little puppy you see joyfully romping around the play area. You take them home ready for a life time of cuddles and reciprocated love only to find that Fido should be guarding the pits of Hades!

Moms everywhere have funny, embarrassing, and shocking stories to tell of robbed privacy, gray hairs, and little darlings that have tarnished or all together lost their little halos....